Jun
28
they need a reality show
my parents are nuts. i want them to have their own reality show so the general public can be exposed to their antics.
my mom and i went shopping today. in the garden section she decided it was a good time to start dancing. she was shaking her booty like crazy until a worker came into the aisle and caught her.
later today, after jim reading a 5-minute tutorial on how to play poker:
me: you know how to play?
jim: well, i got the jist of it, but it’s kind of like going to practice law after watching an episode of matlock on mute. i’m not quite there yet.
